TIL THE WORLD FEELS RIGHT
You know you’ve lived an interesting life when a pandemic fills you with post-traumatic stress, when the threat of a global medical catastrophe fills you with a certain knowing nostalgia.
SEEING YOUR HOMETOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME: NOBBYS IN NEWCASTLE
It’s like seeing your hometown for the first time, as if you’ve stepped out of the picture and stepped back to take in all its glory.
EXCERPT FROM FATHER FIGURE: HOW TO BECOME A DADDY WITHOUT REALLY TRYING
The Heavenly Father was hot. God was my first bear crush.
FRESH FIELDS OR FOUL
Whenever I feel I've failed or life has offered me a raw deal, I think about my father.
JE SUIS FREE TO OFFEND
I'm a big fan of freedom of speech. I'm a writer, so that follows, I guess. I'm also a big fan of cultural sensitivity. You see, you can't say what you like, have some common sense, some compassion, some self-control or at least some fucking class.